Don’t Let This Moment Go To Waste

squidcrimes:

“don’t go grocery shopping when hungry” doesn’t work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that’ll get us through the week.

Not hungry me cannot fathom the lack of effort I have to give to making food and will buy the things people say one should buy and then pay the ADHD tax that it goes bad before I use it. This can be true for pantry and freezer foods on top of fresh foods 🥲

Girl dinner it is 😅

k-eke:

Shark friend

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billprideauxs:

pleasestopandrew:

tarynel:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

derinthescarletpescatarian:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

Actually I do love with Legally Blonde that “what, like it’s hard?” is a blatant lie, Elle worked her ass off to get her LSAT and to get into Harvard, there’s never any indication in the narrative that she has any magic ability to do law, she’s very intelligent but more importantly she is is deeply dedicated to what she cares about. It’s always a story about really hard work, it’s never about coasting on talent.

Warner (subtext): You’re too stupid to be here.
Elle (subtext): Well fuck you then, I’m clearly smarter than you are.

anxietyproblem:

amtrak-official:

How can you not love the train? Do you hate the environment? Is it efficiency you hate? Connection with humanity? History? aesthetics? Women? Cheap prices? Machinery? The Arts?, I just want to know, what is it that you hate about trains so much

dazoru:

‘Revenge is bad’ to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i’m different

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

blackmothtarot:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing “no overnight visitors” on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant’s sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell

hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces

There’s a very effective hex called a “tenant’s union” and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)

anarchywoofwoof:

callmebliss:

callmebliss:

What are we measuring here, bestie?

Sorry @delightedcrow this can’t remain hidden in the notes you are too correct

ampervadasz:

grimiestofbathtubs:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

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No matter how hard I tried, I could not have predicted this